*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall
it seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago